She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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