So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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