Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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