Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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