He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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