im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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