My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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