Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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