What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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