You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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