Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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