The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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