i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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