just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
