The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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