I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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