We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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