Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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