Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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