She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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