sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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