Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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