Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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