Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
