i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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