since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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