My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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