his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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