Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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