Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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