I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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