and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
