People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he fucked my hip out of place.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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