I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
no, he came in my armpit
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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