Duck Duck Cougar?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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