im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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