He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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