I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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