As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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