i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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