the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We don't watch enough power rangers
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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