the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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