She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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