She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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