dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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