I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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