I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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