Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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