Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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