Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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