Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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