That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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