Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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