East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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