Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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