Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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