Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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