is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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