Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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