the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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