Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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