Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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