Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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