I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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